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Insulting

On Mykala’s birthday, I invented a new way to insult someone. Rather than calling them an “a-hole,” go with the new and improved “j-hole.” It’ll make your victim stop and consider your insult, and cause the sting of your words to striker deeper into the person’s psyche. The J, of course, stands for “jerk” and calling someone a jerk-hole, regardless of how angry you are, is pretty offensive. For this reason, I would recommend reserving this insult for times you are really really, extremely, angry.

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John

I hope you didn't say that to her on her birthday. Normally people don't invent bad words on people's birthdays… ;)

Mykala

We are not normal people. Trust me. And, yes, he said it to me on my birthday. Some boyfriend I have…

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